After my Body Conceptions class I walked crawled to 34th Street for some mommy me time at the movies to see Magic Mike XXL, the follow up to the 2012 hit Magic Mike. Because me and Jeff are big movie goers this is the only movie that I’d be able to see alone. If I would’ve seen, say, Jurassic Park he would have a fit because its something we’re supposed to see together. You get the point. So I was fine with him staying home for this one cause all he would’ve done was laugh and crack jokes, when I needed to concentrate on Joe Manganiello abs and to how many pelvic thrusts Channing Tatum would be shoving into the camera.

I can’t tell you what happened in the first one cause I fell asleep. Hey, listen, I was pregnant and it was almost midnight when that show started. But, what I can tell you is Magic Mike XXL was way better than the first. I laughed, I drooled and I squirmed in my seat. It was a $15 well spent.

And because there really isn’t much else I can say about this movie, I’ll let gifs speak for me. Cause let’s face it, you don’t wanna read what I have to say anyway…

The movie started and it was talking about how Channing hadn’t seen the fellas in a long time but then Pony came on and he started dancin’ like…

I was lookin’ like…

When he found the guys they decided there would be one final dance at the annual stripper competition…ROAD TRIP!

On the way to the stripper competition Joe rolled up in the 7/11 like…

Which had me like…

After that Channing met a girl…

They also met some chocolate dancers at a hidden pleasure palace owned by Jada Pinkett Smith

Which had me thinking…

At the competition Jada Pinkett Smith (my new Woman Crush Wednesday) introduced them like…

They came out like…

I was like…

Then they hit me with the tag team like…

And in my mind I knew after that show I’d backstage with one of them like…

Then sadly it went off and I left the theater like…

So there you have it! You NEED to go see it! And when you do you’ll be like…

And I’ll be in the corner like…

But I will say, my one disappointment with Magic Mike XXL was it didn’t come in 3D. I mean, if I can get a dinosaur or a cartoon jumping up in my face why not a Channing Tatum’s crotch? I personally do not think this is too much to ask as I surely would have paid extra for it. When you make the third, there had better be a third, it needs to be in 3D. Thank you in advance!


30 comments on “GET WET WITH MAGIC MIKE XXL”

  1. I was gonna see it anyway but this review made me holler and now I have to go see it.. only because I saw the 1st one and I don’t wanna be left out and I wanna have them pick me up in my head too!!
    Cheers ladies!

  2. Haven’t seen it yet because the last couple of times I went to the movies we watched Jurassic World & Inside Out. After this animated review I’m off to the movies on Friday. The children will be left at home.

    • I have yet to see either of those. I probably won’t see Inside Out cause my daughter told me flat out, “NO. I don’t want to see that”. That’s cool. She’s saving me $14.99 lol

    • I really couldn’t think of any other way. I mean how does one describe rock hard oiled up abs, well I just did. But showing is so much better! lol

  3. I have yet to watch the first one. I will have to Netflix it. Lol I’m sorry Channing’s crotch wasn’t in 3D for you. I will have to check out this one after I catch up.

    • haha well it wasn’t just his crotch, but all their crotches. I wanted crotches up close lol hurry up and play catch up so you can go. This has to be seen on the big screen

  4. Best blog post I have read today. Yasss Yass Yasss lol. I haven’t seen either of them but I have heard this one was much better than the first.

    • I slept through the first but I can without a doubt tell you this one was better. You can fast forward the first one to the dancing and just get on to XXL lol

    • Yes he can! You know he used to be a stripper back in the day. I wish I would have seen him in those days.

  5. I didn’t see the first one and had no real plans to see this one, either. But my mother-in-law was raving about it and now this post!!! Maybe I’ll check it out this weekend!

  6. These GIFs had me rolling! I haven’t seen any of the two movies but Channing Tatum AND Pony alone has me ready for On Demand release day lol. Great review

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