*Warning this post contains alcohol, drugs, and adult sexual related content that extends beyond vanilla sex. This post is not for the Karen’s who are easily offended. There is no manager here to complain to because I AM the manger. 

Many people don’t go near Twitter for a number of reasons, but I, on the other hand, love it and on this night my favorite app did not disappoint me. As soon as I opened it the first trending topic I saw was #DisneyAfterMidnight. I can’t lie I was excited cause I thought I was gonna learn about some new parent programming on Disney+ (which I finally signed up for – Meghan Markle and some elephants) but I should have known better.

This hash goes to show that people are bored and sick of being in the house and their minds have run amok. I should have left these tweets where I found them but I too am I tired of being trapped in the house so I’m gonna let this blog run amok today.

What you’re about to see is disturbingly hilarious and what will be seen here can never be unseen.

You’ve been warned.

Amanda ain’t lying cause chiiiiilllle Eric is fine. I’m also trying to find out who bottom row 2nd pic prince is cause his jawline is calling my name. Also, why bottom row third pic giving me Jake Gyllenhaal vibes. You see it? Or is it just me?

That one reminded me of that old Ikea commercial. It wasn’t shown here, cause America. *eye roll*

Of course, I had to get in on the action. I wouldn’t be me if I didn’t.

Let me find out Flynn Rider is a bondage expert.

I know that’s right. Did y’all see those cartoon Lion King swaggy sketches? I only got eyes for Scar. He look like he’ll fuck up your credit and your life, and I’m okay with that. Fuck it up, cat daddy.

This may or may not have happened to me before.

And no current trending topic is complete without a Tiger King reference

So what did we learn about this tread? We learned that Disney After Midnight means

And we’ll learn if Disney attorneys will come after me for this post. Let’s hope they have a good sense of humor during these difficult times.

While I had a good laugh scrolling some of you are probably like