So there I was trolling Twitter and I came across #MomCommandments. It was trending and I knew what it was before I clicked on it. I also knew that it would be hilarious and that I had to share the best ones with you.
What are mom commandments?
This is easy, mom commandments are sacred parenting rules we wished our friggin kids followed but they don’t so we end up screaming to the heavens cause no one ever listens to us when we say shit.
Here are 22 that I know speak to all of us
Thou shalt not get on my first or my last nerve
Thou shalt not wake me up before 7am on the weekends.#MomsCommandments
— Billie (@Billie_Jean00) March 13, 2019
Thou shalt not question your Mother with… “Why?” #MomsCommandments pic.twitter.com/Oh5mUdlPyh
— Antoinette (@NettieLove71) March 13, 2019
#MomsCommandments Thou shall not yell mom till I respond pic.twitter.com/eQGUs2Mlqu
— The Murisan’s Vlogs (@Murisanvlogs) March 13, 2019
Thou shall not ask “What’s for Dinner?” As I walk through the door.#MomsCommandments
— Elle ?❤✨♌ (@ElleMg03) March 13, 2019
Thou shalt sit yo ass down. #MomsCommandments
— Mr. Christopher (@iamalmostlegend) March 13, 2019
Thou shalt eat what’s on your plate or starve #MomsCommandments pic.twitter.com/cwqQl57A8I
— Savanna Fitzgerald (@sav_fitz) March 13, 2019
Thou shalt not dropeth and leaveth thou shit on the stairs #MomsCommandments
— DavaStarr (@DavaStarr) March 13, 2019
Thou shalt let me pee in private #MomsCommandments pic.twitter.com/JfYhzSkcFc
— LovelyDork (@thelovelydork) March 13, 2019
Thou Shall Keep The Chardonnay Chilled #MomsCommandments pic.twitter.com/jVBk5PJEVX
— Mister Race Bannon (@MrRaceBannon) March 13, 2019
Thou shalt not trod upon the clean floors with dirty sneakers. #MomsCommandments
— ⚾?? just Johnsense. ?☯️? (@Johnsense38) March 13, 2019
Thou shall stop leaving Legos all over the floor. #MomsCommandments pic.twitter.com/dDKd6fBLuF
— Ag. T. (@AgTurquiose) March 13, 2019
Thou shall crawl into my bed when I’m fast asleep and eat up all the sheets!#MomsCommandments pic.twitter.com/A4ph4eB06Y
— boozychef (@boozychef) March 15, 2019
Thou shalt not feed thy vegetables to thine pet#MomsCommandments
— Jödinger’s Acct (@JMoney731) March 13, 2019
Thou shall not eat of my secret stash of dark chocolate #MomsCommandments pic.twitter.com/7GMqgaOTpj
— Margie J (@mcj2031) March 14, 2019
Thou shalt clean yo damn room!
#MomsCommandments
— Jess ??? (@jessiejess1228) March 13, 2019
Thou shalt knock before walking in on mommy and daddy#MomsCommandments pic.twitter.com/hXDwkpZ6ed
— Jess M Baumgartner (@jessmbaum) March 13, 2019
Thou shalt not poop whilst in the tub. #MomsCommandments pic.twitter.com/l9NLq0ghdA
— The Devil’s Lettuce (@verdinerunions) March 13, 2019
#MomsCommandments Thou will turn this car around and go home pic.twitter.com/LChWMs6u01
— justme☘herself☘ (@Ladyfish666) March 13, 2019
#MomsCommandments
Thou shalt not test my patience. pic.twitter.com/xYMr9PuxpP— Whimsy Tags (@WhimsyTags) March 13, 2019
Thou shall shut the fuck up when she’s on the phone #MomsCommandments
— L?L? (@_lola_bee) March 13, 2019
Thou Shall Give Me Five God Damn Minutes Peace #MomsCommandments pic.twitter.com/lh0E5vUlOy
— ?Emma? (@Emmabel44506803) March 13, 2019